you can preach about slut-shaming all you want, but you can’t deny there’s something very wrong with 13 and 14-year old girls going out in skirts and dresses so short they barely cover their asses and shirts with necklines so low they show off cleave they haven’t got yet, drinking and even smoking and hooking up with guys before they even have a substantial knowledge of how sex and sexual relationships work.
mama, just killed a man
pulled a knife across his throat
served him for dinner, told a joke
johnny depp as 12 helena bonham carter as the companion
danny elfman to rewrite the theme tune
what’s this? what’s this? there’s daleks everywhere
what’s this? there’s no ginger in my hair
How to break out of a zip-tie- potentially life-saving information
You guys, please share it. You never know when someone is going to need this information.
PLEASE reblog this— zipties are one of the most common ways of binding a person upon kidnapping because they are cheap and hard to break.
Knowing things like this puts you one step closer to freedom if, heaven forbid, you fall into a situation where you need to use this information.
If Nutella had a voice, it would be Ed Sheeran’s
Two thumbs up for Tumblr.
I actually care what people on Tumblr have to say
umm ever since the beginning of time
I wouldn’t have wanted to discover tumblr any earlier though ugh just imagine 13 year old me here no thank you nobody would enjoy it
people on Facebook are all like
“omg you don’t know me”
“stop judging these people omg”
“you people need to stop being jerks because i have feelings”
“you know my name, not my story…and then there’s Tumblr
“omg feels let us cry together in fandom unity”
“OMFG I AM SO DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE” …goes back onto dashboard every day for the rest of eternity
“hey an insane photo, let’s point out everything except the obvious reason it was posted”
“you know my story, not my name”If you cannot reblog this, I’m sorry for you… Perhaps one day
My main reason for liking Tumblr over Facebook?
HEY, LET’S ACTUALLY HELP THESE PEOPLE WE CARE ABOUT!
Or who you ship who with
Because in the end,
We’re all still better than FacebookEveryone on Tumblr should reblog.
i was starting to get fed up with facebook and then someone told me about tumblr and i instantly fell in love
the most accurate post ever
I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to figure out where the .gif starts
It’s like a fandom. It never starts, it just happens.
We’re all going to be like
No guys seriously.
During the Mishapocalypse, My friend who works with tumblr had to wake up at 3 am to help make sure that the servers didn’t crash.
Fandoms can break tumblr and November is going to be a long month.
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD JUST READ IT
ITS THE SCARIEST CREEPYPASTA IVE EVER READ
HOLY CRAP SOMEONE HOLD ME SJXJD.FJ
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
my eldest sister had a boyfriend when she was in fifth grade, but we moved away so they obviously couldn’t see each other. well, when she was in college her friend introduced her to some guy and it was her old boyfriend from fifth grade. after two days of catching up she told him she wanted to marry him. they’ve been married for ten years and have two kids together.
WHAT
dude sell that shit to disney
